PARODY ON POLITICS
"Don't bullshit me Donny, this is your father who knows you're the dumbest bastard on the block. Ya don't even know where I was born you idiot."
"I'm sorry, daddy, I just forgot."
"Three times, you dimwit? If you'd listened to the fake news, you'd know where I was born, in fucking New York, not Germany. Where the hell did that come from, you got something going with Angela Merkel?
"Naw, daddy, she called me a wacko, could you loan me the money to sue her?"
"Hell no, you are a wacko and how's Melania? God, she's got a great rack. Ok, that's enough of this stupid palaver but don't you forget where I was born."
"No, daddy, I won't," and Fred Trump hung up.
The next morning Donny was asked where his father was born and he replied to the media, Keokuk, Iowa
UPDATE: T-rump exclaims his father was German, born in Germany...AGAIN!