|Trump's latest Executive Order|
"Whaddaya mean, Bannon, Mike Pence is Vice President."
"That's what this Executive Order is for but don't tell Mikey or Stevo yet."
"This is bullshit, why can't I be President?" KC retorted.
"You're a woman, to begin with, and besides, no one likes you. You have to have charisma like me."
It was right then that Melania walked in. "Here's the plan to trim the White House in gold. Mitch McConnell loves it and says he'll get the budget of $100 million approved."
Donald John looked at everyone, "Maybe I'll hang around another two years; probably won't make it past the midterms anyway."
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