Donald Trump is trying to get to Heaven and wants you to fund it

Wouldn't you know, even in his attempt to get in to Heaven, Donald Trump has to do a con job where the world's foremost grifter asks you for money to get him there. He wants fifteen dollars and his idiot followers will no doubt shower him with more riches. There is a report on results I'll mention later, but some believe he is just capitalizing on recent talk of his death. And where the hell did he get $15.00? Although most would agree, this amount places too high a value on the Oval Office lunatic. But he does try to qualify his existence by the fact that the assassin's bullet's miss meant he was saved for a reason. 

Here are his own words...

‘But I believe that God saved me for one reason: TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!’

The Metro piece continues...

Trump rambled in the email, telling his supporters they had been with him through ‘everything’ – his impeachments, a ‘rigged’ election, ‘sham’ legal cases and his assassination attempts.

All of which a balanced and intelligent person knows is just hallucinations from a mentally deranged individual who has dropped off the other side of nowhere. In his appeal for your money, Trump digresses through a delirium of imagined accomplishments where "His email bolstered himself up into a sort of ‘immortal’ leader." According to the Federal Election Commission, $1,865,656.03 has been raised so far. Christian groups have responded as if this isn't really a hoax, but Donald Trump actually attempting to get into heaven and justifies advice...

"In a column published in Christianity Today, Russell Moore wrote: ‘Jesus said that it is very difficult for those who are wealthy or powerful to enter his kingdom (Mark 10:25). He said that to follow him means we lose our lives in order to find them again in his life.

"‘To actually enter heaven, you have to give up that mindset of earning your way there. You have to recognize your own need for something you can’t win or achieve or earn,’ he added.

"‘To see the way to heaven, stop thinking of yourself as a president or a billionaire, if only for a moment. You can’t get to heaven with the art of the deal.’"

Either Russell Moore isn't the brightest guy at Christianity today, he's naive enough to believe Trump's malarky, or he is just one of the evangelical suck-ups. Either way, Donald Trump has about as much chance of getting into Heaven as he has turning into an honest, respectable human being. Hands down, neither will happen.